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25 Funny domestic quotes

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  • I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂”

  • The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it’s time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems

  • The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

    Commentary:
    “Living alone is like being in a never-ending game of ‘Dish Duty Roulette’ – it’s always your turn to face the soapy battle! 🍽️🌀 But hey, at least you can rock out to your favorite tunes and dance like nobody’s watching while you tackle those dishes! 💃🎶 #SoloLivingStruggles”

  • My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

    Commentary:
    “Just wait till they see my top-tier technique for stacking Tupperware! 💁🍽️✨ #DishwasherDiva #OnlyFansExclusive”

  • Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the bittersweet irony of adulting! 🧺🧺 It’s like winning a never-ending marathon, only to start another race right away. Laundry – the eternal task that keeps on giving! 🤣 #LifeIsAFullLoad

  • People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

    Commentary:
    “Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious”

  • Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the rebellious act of reversing the dishwasher unload – a daring endeavor to break free from the monotony of daily tasks! 💪😄 Who knew kitchen chores could spark such excitement and adventure? Take that, ordinary routine! 🍽️♻️ #DishwasherDaring”

  • After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

    Commentary:
    🤣 How convenient would that be, right? Just imagine rolling around in the dryer for a few minutes, enjoying the free tumble cycle like a cozy little clothes burrito! 🌀 Who knew adulting could involve such exciting possibilities? #DryerDelights #LaundryDayGoals 🧺

  • One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal”

  • The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

    Commentary:
    🏡🦁 “Why be a plain ‘domestic housewife’ when you can embrace your wild side as a ‘feral housewife’? Let those domestic chores beware, there’s a fierce and untamed housewife on the loose!” 🤣 #DomesticGoneWild

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