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- My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.
- The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.
- I put the mess in domestic.
- I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
- Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.
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