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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Making waves on Facebook:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Making waves on Messenger:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Trending via WeChat:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Trending via Twitch:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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