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Well, isn't life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you're crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you're stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here's to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇
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- If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
- If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
- I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
- I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.
- If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
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- I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.
- Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
- If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.
- You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
- If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
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