58 Funny eyes quotes

• Grok, put light in her eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  eyes, grok, humor, light, put

• Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  belief, everyone, eye, eyes, good, good morning, humor, morning, own, perception, reality, sarcasm, sight, still

• Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, humor, media, social, social media, Twitter

• The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  eyes, face, Face ID, frustration, hope, humor, ID, loss, loss of hope, phone, technology, work

• No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkwardness, eye, eyes, humor, just, no rizz, pretty, pretty eye, rizz, say, self-deprecating, thing, things, unsettling, unsettling thing

• Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  eyes, gift, gifts, humor, morning, surprise

• Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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  4 weeks ago

  behind, every, eye, eye roll, eyes, great, humor, media, person, roll, rolling, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, change, color, color change, every, eye, eye color, eyes, funny idea, humor, idea, little, rub, rubbing, should, time

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

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