78 Funny fast quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  4 days ago

  burger, Burger King, childhood, childhood nostalgia, disappearance, disappearing, fast, fast food, food, forest, going, Grinch, Grinch meal, humor, king, McDonald’s, meal, nostalgia, Spongebob, Spongebob meal, twenty

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  3 weeks ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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  1 month ago

  binge, binge-watching, entertainment, fast, getting, habit, i, nothing, sad, sadness, sery, show, too, toxic, toxic trait, trait, TV, TV sery, watch, watching

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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  2 months ago

  anger, anyone, fast, fast food, food, food order, frustration, humor, i, order, over, personality, reaction, trust

• The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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  2 months ago

  accident, clumsiness, drop, fast, humor, i, mishap, moment, phone, reflex, slam, wall

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  2 months ago

  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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  2 months ago

  bag, before, burger, casual, casual joke, fast, fast food, five, Five Guys, food, food service, got, guy, guys, humor, job, joke, just, put, service, workplace

• Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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  2 months ago

  automatic, automatic door, delay, door, door delay, doors, dumb, embarrassment, enough, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, impatience, life, me, open, social, social embarrassment

• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  2 months ago

  angel, bell, diarrhea, every, fast, fast food, food, gastrointestinal, humor, joke, rings, sarcasm, taco, Taco Bell, time

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