55 Funny fast quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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  3 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

  Commentary:
  "Watching the washing machine go full turbo spin mode is like witnessing a secret dance party of socks and undies in there! 💃🧦 Hold on tight, folks, the laundry disco is about to get wild! 🌀👖 #SpinCycleAdventures"

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