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5 months ago
Share →: I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"
5 months ago
Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Commentary:
"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Commentary:
"Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"
5 months ago
Share →: I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "at your age…" It's the medical equivalent of being handed the senior citizen discount card without warning. 🧓👴 But hey, at least now you can milk it for all it's worth – demand extra soft pillows and all the Jell-O you can eat! 💊😂 #AGEisJustaNumber
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
5 months ago
Share →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Commentary:
"When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"