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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

1 month ago

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

1 month ago

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

3 months ago

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

3 months ago

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

3 months ago

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

3 months ago

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

3 months ago

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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