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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025