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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.
Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.
My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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1 month ago
Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Commentary:
"When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡
2 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
3 months ago
Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Commentary:
"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"
3 months ago
Share →: Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"
3 months ago
Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Commentary:
"Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Commentary:
"Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"
5 months ago
Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"
5 months ago
Share →: Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Commentary:
🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed