57 Funny high quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

  Commentary:
  Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

  Commentary:
  I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

  Commentary:
  When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

  Commentary:
  Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God was high when he made me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

  Commentary:
  Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

  Commentary:
  Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

  Commentary:
  Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑

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