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- Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
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- An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.
- Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
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- Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
- Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.
- In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
- I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.
- Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.
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