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39 Funny high quotes

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025