Commentary:
Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺
64 Funny high quotes
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
I think God was high when he made me.
Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.
