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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Commentary:
"Raising kids is like being a tooth fairy, except instead of collecting teeth under pillows, you end up with a mysterious stash of tiny enamel treasures in a drawer somewhere. 🧚‍♂️🦷 #ParentingMysteries"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Commentary:
"Finally, a revolutionary innovation that might just change the world: A printer that actually PRINTS when you need it to 🖨️💸 Who would've thought such a simple concept could be worth billions?!"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Commentary:
How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Commentary:
"Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️‍♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Commentary:
Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, trying to put clothes on a toddler is the real-life exorcism we weren't prepared for! It's a battle of wills filled with flailing arms, wails of protest, and a force field of pure stubbornness! 👹👚✨ #ToddlerExorcism #ParentingLife
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Commentary:
"Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Commentary:
🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪