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- Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.
- A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.
- When Iβm president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
- I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
- I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
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"Trying to explain it would be like trying to color a masterpiece with invisible crayons ποΈ. Some ideas are just too 'crayon'-crazy to bother with! π" -
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π§Ί "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! πβ¨" -
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"Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company ππ #FruitfulThinking" -
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Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! πΆπ€£ Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! πΎ #Dogtatorship -
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"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party ππ¦ποΈ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!" -
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"Embarking on questionable decisions might just lead to unforgettable memories! π€ͺ Just remember: a bad idea can sometimes make the best stories to tell later on! ππ" -
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"Now that's what I call eternal connection! π»π» Who says the afterlife can't have great download speeds, right? #WiFiForever" -
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π€π‘ "Asking the real questions here! Who needs a regular old back scratcher when you have a lightsaber, right? π«β¨ Just be sure to keep it on low setting unless you want to accidentally turn your back into a Jedi training ground. May the force of relaxation be with you! ππ" -
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Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! π€―πΆ Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. πΈοΈππ΅ Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! π π #MultitaskingMaster
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- They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
- I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because Iβm still looking for ideas.
- She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
- Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
- When Iβm president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
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