Funny indecision quotes

• Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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  2 months ago

  button, buttons, confusion, game, gaming, humor, i, indecision, know, life, press, procrastination, random, random button, right, time, video, video game, where

• I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, exercise, fitness, hand, hand awkwardness, hands, humor, i, indecision, jogging, never, running, sure

• I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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  2 months ago

  anything, decay, except, humor, i, indecision, laziness, life, procrastination, romanticize, self-deprecation

• Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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  2 months ago

  career, confused, confusion, dilemma, humor, indecision, interests, lot, multitasking, nobody, passion, person, relatable, still, stress

• My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, buying, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, humor, indecision, never, online, online shopping, procrastination, retail, retail therapy, shopping, therapy, things

• I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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  2 months ago

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• After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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  2 months ago

  6, actually, after, big, deal, decision, hours, humor, i, indecision, overthinking, perspective, procrastination, relief, stress

• Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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  3 months ago

  decide, died, dilemma, eat, ever, food, group, hunger, indecision, people, waiting, want

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