Funny indecision quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

  Commentary:
  The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

  Commentary:
  Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

  Commentary:
  "Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

  Commentary:
  "Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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