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  • You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

    Commentary:
    “Thought I’d left that drama back in ‘don’t we know better by now?’ 🙄😂🎢”

  • Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴”

  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let’s hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜

  • There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

    Commentary:
    Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It’s like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone’s trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a ‘Likes to make puns’ skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔

  • I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

    Commentary:
    “Rise and shine, but save the chit-chat for your morning coffee ☕️ Let’s keep those morning vibes peaceful and quiet, shall we? 🤫😂”

  • I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

    Commentary:
    “Who says being single isn’t political? 🗳️😂 Don’t worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove”

  • I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don’t worry, the struggle is real! It’s like your couch is saying, ‘Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.’ 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks”

  • Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew ‘situationships’ could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺”

  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette”

  • My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

    Commentary:
    “Watching Jeopardy is like witnessing a battle of wits with all the intensity of a kindergarten spelling bee 🐝. It’s all fun and games until someone misspells ‘cat’! 😅 #NoFearNoJeopardy”

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