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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.
There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.
Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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3 weeks ago
Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Commentary:
"Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
2 months ago
Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Commentary:
Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜
4 months ago
Share →: There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔
5 months ago
Share →: I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, but save the chit-chat for your morning coffee ☕️ Let's keep those morning vibes peaceful and quiet, shall we? 🤫😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Commentary:
"Who says being single isn't political? 🗳️😂 Don't worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove"
5 months ago
Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Commentary:
"Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Commentary:
"Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Commentary:
"Watching Jeopardy is like witnessing a battle of wits with all the intensity of a kindergarten spelling bee 🐝. It's all fun and games until someone misspells 'cat'! 😅 #NoFearNoJeopardy"