Funny issue quotes

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025