23 Funny issue quotes

• Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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  7 hours ago

  beautiful, beauty, behind, every, eyesight, health, humor, iron, issue, issues, low, low iron, poor, tummy, tummy issue, woman

• The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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  15 hours ago

  entertainment, humor, i, issue, issues, list, Netflix, recommendation, streaming, trust, trust issue, why

• I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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  2 weeks ago

  event, events, hate, humor, i, issue, own, personal, personal issue, problem, problems, world, world event, worry

• Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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  3 weeks ago

  bedtime, bedtime procrastination, control, control issue, day, day end, end, feels, give, issue, last, personal, personal time, procrastination, sleep, sleep issue, time, yours

• Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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  2 months ago

  brother, conversation, dinner, dinner conversation, family, family gathering, gathering, holiday, humor, issue, issues, me, nicely, pair, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, unresolved, unresolved issue, wine

• Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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  2 months ago

  change, coconut, counting, falling, falling coconut, getting, humor, issue, issues, personality, work

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, ever, girl, humor, i, issue, little, pun, skirt, wanted, wordplay

• I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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  2 months ago

  accounting, complaint, diss, diss track, got, humor, i, invoicing, issue, issues, job, jobs, let, music, poorly, rhyme, sick, solve, track, us, wish, workplace

• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  2 months ago

  always, commitment, commitment issue, dating, distant, emotionally, emotionally distant, eye, fish, got, humor, issue, issues, people, relationship, salmon, say, sea, specific

• Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, ChatGPT, else, heart, heart surgery, humor, issue, medical, medical humor, middle, online, online outage, outage, surgeon, surgery, technical, technical issue, technology, technology humor

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