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18 Funny issue quotes

Funny issue quotes bring a smile 😄 to those tricky moments when problems pop up unexpectedly! Whether it’s tech glitches 💻, work headaches 🧠, or everyday mishaps 🤦‍♂️, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter. Ready to lighten the mood and tackle issues with humor? Let’s dive into some clever and playful sayings that make even the biggest challenges a little more fun! 🎉😂

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Posted on4 months ago

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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