16 Funny item quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

  Commentary:
  "When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

  Commentary:
  "When your pen gets more love than your social life. 😅✒️ #PenPalsForLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Nope, I totally needed to examine this random jar of olives right here' maneuver. 🛒😅 Next time, maybe we should bring a dancing distraction to shimmy them out of the way! 💃🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

  Commentary:
  Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. 👀 I love these! 🙌 Guess I can add it to my collection of random stuff that might come in handy someday… Thanks! 🎁✨ #GiftedWithSarcasm

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, those pesky household items that turn a simple task into a Herculean challenge! 🙄 It's as if they've been imbued with a mischievous spirit intent on thwarting your every attempt to open that drawer. Who knew a seemingly innocuous drawer could become your arch-nemesis? 😂 Next time you conquer that stubborn drawer, consider it a triumph worthy of an epic quest! 🏆✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

  Commentary:
  Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷‍♀️💁‍♂️ #FashionForward"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

  Commentary:
  "An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, seems like your buddy's secret life is finally out of the closet! 📖🏠 Who knew house-sitting could lead to such unexpected discoveries? Next time you're asked to watch over a place, make sure to check for hidden diaries and scandalous secrets! 😂 #HouseSittingAdventures #DiaryGate

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