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13 Funny item quotes

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

4 weeks ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

3 months ago

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

3 months ago

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

3 months ago

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

3 months ago

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

3 months ago

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

3 months ago

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

3 months ago

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

3 months ago

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

3 months ago

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

3 months ago

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

3 months ago