111 Funny living quotes

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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  double, double life, even, here, holding, humor, life, life management, living, management, people, relatability, single, single life, struggle, together

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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  automation, cashier, cashiers, consumer, consumer price, debate, economy, living, living wage, paying, price, prices, retail, self-checkout, wage, wage debate, why

• Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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  adulting, family, family life, free, free housing, house, housing, humor, independence, life, living, living with parents, parents, pay, sarcasm, soul

• Living la vida taco!

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  food, humor, LA, life, living, phrase, pun, taco, vida

• No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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  expectations, frustration, growth, knows, living, motivation, personal, personal growth, potential, pressure, seen, self-awareness, someone, stress

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

• I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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  age, arguing, argument, living, peaceful, plan, raccoon, retirement, retirement plan, sounds, where, woods

• There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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  discord, Discord Nitro, gaming, humor, living, nitro, online, online service, pay, paying, people, real, service, subscription, us

• Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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  arrangement, dating, dynamics, having, hobby, housing, humor, interest, joke, living, living arrangement, person, place, relationship, roommate, social, social dynamics, stay

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