60 Funny lose quotes

• I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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  3 weeks ago

  anything, diet, eat, exercise, humor, i, lose, sport, time, weight

• The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, eyesight, humor, i, looks, lose, losing, older, perspective, problem, self-deprecation, wisdom

• Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, back, beauty, confidence, faith, fine, high, high school, humor, i, justice, lose, nostalgia, reflection, school, today, whenever

• Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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  3 weeks ago

  balance, days, even, feel, forget, getting, hectic, humor, life, life balance, lose, much, never, overwhelming, perspective, phone, phone time, priorities, relief, sight, stress, stress relief, things, time, weeks

• Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, airport, check, dieting, humor, just, lose, loss, luggage, never, pounds, summer, travel, want, weight, weight loss, worry

• Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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  3 weeks ago

  cell, cell phone, company, give, give up, hold, hold music, humor, interest, jazz, lose, music, phone, play, smooth, smooth jazz, working

• I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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  3 weeks ago

  dieting, easily, frustration, humor, i, keys, lose, mind, phone, temper, weight, wish

• I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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  3 weeks ago

  dream, dreams, frustration, hate, humor, i, lose, office, office humor, paper, pen, relatable, sanity, things, work

• This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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  3 weeks ago

  chance, diet, even, fast, fitness, humor, i, lose, loss, season, summer, time, weight, weight loss

• My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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  3 weeks ago

  hack, humor, husband, lose, matching, matching pair, me, packing, pair, reader, rolling, sock, sock trick, together, told, travel, travel hack, trick, trip, used

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