43 Funny machine quotes

• Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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  3 hours ago

  clean, cog, core, machine, morning, night, productivity, self-care, sexy, shower, vibe, vibes

• My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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  5 hours ago

  chores, done, even, humor, i, keep, laundry, laziness, machine, procrastination, want, washing, washing machine

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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  7 hours ago

  clothes, hear, i, know, laundry, machine, needs, procrastination, reminder, still, washing, washing machine

• Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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  15 hours ago

  excuse, humor, machine, procrastination, raging, resistance

• Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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  15 hours ago

  humor, laundry, machine, minute, minutes, regular, same, time, washing, washing machine

• Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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  1 day ago

  afford, band, bands, concert, cook, hire, humor, machine, should, smoke, smoke machine, wife

• My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, blue, bonnie, Bonnie Blue, comparison, here, humor, laundry, load, machine, over, taking, washing, washing machine

• AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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  1 month ago

  AI, emotion, human, human emotion, humor, machine, me, much, never, put, replace, replacement, self-loathing, technology

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

• No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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  2 months ago

  am, feeling, frustration, humor, i, long weekend, machine, meant, refreshed, trapped, weekend, work

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