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226 Funny money quotes

Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค‘

I like running because itโ€™s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, theyโ€™ll have to catch me.

3 months ago

Thereโ€™s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

3 months ago

According to my kidsโ€™ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

3 months ago

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

3 months ago

Iโ€™m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

And is this โ€œyear-end bonusโ€ in the room with us right now?

3 months ago

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

3 months ago

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

3 months ago

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

3 months ago

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

3 months ago

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

3 months ago

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

3 months ago

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

3 months ago

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

3 months ago

Just paid my bills, so donโ€™t ask me to come out. Iโ€™m at home getting my moneyโ€™s worth.

3 months ago

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

3 months ago

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

3 months ago

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

3 months ago