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$Funny money quotes - I hate math, but I love counting money.$

3 months ago
Share →: I hate math, but I love counting money.

Commentary:
"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"
3 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Commentary:
"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"
3 months ago
Share →: I need money, not feelings.

Commentary:
"Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Commentary:
"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!"
3 months ago
Share →: We decided to have money instead of children.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs sleepless nights and dirty diapers when you can have a sparkling clean bank account and a fancy vacation home in the Bahamas instead? Money talks, and apparently, it convinced this couple to invest in themselves rather than in diapers!"
3 months ago
Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"
3 months ago
Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."
3 months ago
Share →: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Commentary:
"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!"
3 months ago
Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Commentary:
"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."