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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

Just shared via Threads:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Spotted on WeChat:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Trending via Instagram:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Spotted on X:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Share →: If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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"Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"
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Share →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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"Looks like Facebook might be saving humanity from some interesting recreational activities… 😂🙈 Who needs naked human Jenga when you have social media, am I right? 🤣 #FacebookSavesLives"
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Share →: Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁‍♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Just landed via X:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Going viral on Instagram:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Going viral on WeChat:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Spotted on Slack:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Seen just now on Instagram:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Breaking via WeChat:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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