Funny negative quotes

• They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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  4 days ago

  bad, brain, humor, inner, inner voice, invent, invention, mind, negative, negative thought, self-talk, should, things, thought, voice, whisper

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, confidence, having, humor, i, idea, imagine, interaction, me, negative, negative opinion, opinion, person, social, social interaction, stranger, unknown, unknown person

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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  2 months ago

  believe, encouragement, humor, irony, motivation, negative, negative thinking, sarcasm, self-doubt, thinking, yourself

• Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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  2 months ago

  big, double, double negative, friendly, grammar, humor, joke, language, linguistic, linguistic rule, negative, punctuation, reminder, rule

• Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, caffeine, crazy, drug, effect, energy, God, health, humor, just, negative, short, side, side effect, super, super drug

• Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, feedback, humor, i, motivation, myself, negative, only, personal, self-talk, sometimes, talk

• Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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  2 months ago

  activity, calorie, cooking, cooking humor, detector, dinner, every, exercise, fun, fun activity, homemade, humor, negative, negative calorie, pillow, smoke, smoke detector

• Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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  2 months ago

  battery, cables, car, friend, friendship, humor, joke, negative, negative friend, next, positive, positive friend, road, road trip, start, take, travel, travel joke, trip

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