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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Feb 3, 2026

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Feb 2, 2026

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Feb 2, 2026

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Feb 1, 2026

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Jan 31, 2026

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Jan 29, 2026

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Jan 23, 2026

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Jan 22, 2026

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Jan 22, 2026