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Funny negative quotes

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025