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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.
2 months ago
Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.
3 months ago
Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.
3 months ago
Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
3 months ago