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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Live now on TikTok:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Reported on Slack:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Happy new fear!

Shared recently on X:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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2 weeks ago
Share →: The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Commentary:
Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Commentary:
"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃‍♂️💨🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Commentary:
"Wow, a box with a 20-year retirement plan! 🗃️📦✨ Who knew cardboard could be so future-focused? 😂 #BoxGoals"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Commentary:
"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Commentary:
"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
2 months ago
Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"
2 months ago
Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Commentary:
"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"
2 months ago
Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Commentary:
When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals
3 months ago
Share →: I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Commentary:
"Trying to be nice is like trying to catch a butterfly – you're just one annoying person away from turning into a fire-breathing dragon! 🦋🔥 #NiceButNotThatNice"
3 months ago
Share →: But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏"

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I disagree with my politics.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Spotted on Telegram:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Just landed via Instagram:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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