Skip to content
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Pictures

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Home » Funny Nice Quotes » Page 2

95 Funny nice quotes

Funny nice quotes poke fun at the awkward, overly polite, or “too nice for their own good” moments we all know too well! 😂😇 Whether it’s smiling through rage, saying “no worries” when you’re actually fuming, or being “nice” just to avoid conflict, these quotes remind us that being nice can be a full-time comedy act. Because sometimes, nice people are just *very* polite comedians! 😆🎭🤝

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Posted on4 months ago

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Posted on6 months ago

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Posted on6 months ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Posted on6 months ago

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Posted on6 months ago

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

© 2025. Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨