Funny office life quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

  Commentary:
  😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

  Commentary:
  "Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

  Commentary:
  🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"

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