Funny office life quotes

• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  2 months ago

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• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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  2 months ago

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• We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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  2 months ago

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• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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  2 months ago

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• Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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  2 months ago

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• Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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  2 months ago

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• Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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  3 months ago

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• I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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  4 months ago

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• My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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  4 months ago

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• Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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  5 months ago

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