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- Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
- Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.
- Youโre telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?
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- People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
- I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
- If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
- Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.
- Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
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