1112 Funny people quotes

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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  humor, internet, irony, making, me, people, self-awareness, stupid, stupidity

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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  dinosaur, humor, people, people problem, pet, problem, problems, solve

• I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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  4 days ago

  always, attitude, communication, decision, frustration, honesty, humor, i, just, people, respect, sarcasm, something, stupid, telling, want

• Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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  bleeding, danger, emotion, emotions, feelings, metaphor, next, people, shark, showing, trust, vulnerability, wrong

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  4 days ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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  5 days ago

  advice, decision, heart, humor, irony, listen, people, right, right thing, same, say, thing, things

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