35 Funny perfect quotes

• This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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  16 hours ago

  blend, chaos, experience, fun, having, humor, life, life experience, losing, losing mind, me, mind, perfect, perfect blend, time, time of life, year

• Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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  2 weeks ago

  airport, awkwardness, behavior, day, Earth, first day, human, human behavior, humor, observation, people, perfect, place, public, public place, travel

• A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, cabin, getaway, hot, hot tub, leisure, log, log cabin, outdoor, outdoor activity, perfect, relaxation, right, sounds, tub, vacation, weekend

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  1 month ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

• “Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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  2 months ago

  actually, dairy, Dairy Queen, drag, drag name, humor, name, perfect, pun, queen, wordplay

• I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, confidence, Funny, got, growth, hot, humor, i, perfect, personal, personal growth, self, self-confidence, transformation, twenty, ugly

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  2 months ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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  2 months ago

  biting, decades, eating, even, example, experience, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, mistake, perfect, screw, screw up, still, tongue, tongue biting, while

• A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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  2 months ago

  analogy, balance, challenge, hammock, humor, life, metaphor, perfect, someone, stand, struggle, trying

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