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22 Funny perfect quotes

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025
Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name.

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can't both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025