Commentary:
"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 
and rainbows 
to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
24 Funny perfect quotes
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- Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
- I have this rare skin disease called perfect.
- I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.
- 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
- Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.
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"Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It's like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers!
Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can't compete with the chosen one! 
#PantsObsession" -
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"Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins!
Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! " -
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"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have coffee coming to your rescue?
When life gives you lemons, trade them for some espresso shots and tackle the day like the caffeine-fueled warrior you are! #CoffeeIsLife" -
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"Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems.
Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 
#JustTrustTheUniverse" -
Commentary:
"2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before!
It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 
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Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive "perfect moment" – procrastination's favorite hiding spot!
Don't worry, I'm sure it's just around the corner… or maybe the next corner… or the one after that? 
#ProcrastinationQueen" -
Commentary:
Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers!
Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 
#MorningGlowUpGoals -
Commentary:
"Don't wait for the stars to align, embrace the chaos and make some mistakes!
Who knows, you might just stumble upon a happy accident! 
#EmbraceTheOops"
Top Funny Perfect Quotes
- Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
- I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
- JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.
- A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
- I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
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