20 Funny photo quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, trying to hit 88 mph to save my plans! 🚗💨📸 #BackToReality"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

  Commentary:
  "When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

  Commentary:
  It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

  Commentary:
  ☕ "I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I've become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a 'caffeine enthusiast' section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

  Commentary:
  "Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"

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