37 Funny photo quotes

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  2 weeks ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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  3 weeks ago

  boyfriend, breakup, crop, dad, end, family, humor, joke, new, photo, picture, sister, stand, told, whenever

• If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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  4 weeks ago

  aesthetic, dark, dark exposure, exposure, humor, man, photo, pics, send, take, today, war

• Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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  4 weeks ago

  couple, dating, gender, gender role, humor, man, media, only, photo, photos, post, relationship, relationships, role, serious, social, social media

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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  1 month ago

  aging, before, bit, clerk, humor, i, ID, interaction, joke, just, office, over, photo, post, post office, queue, said, taken, yes

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  2 months ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, diarrhea, good, humor, magical, people, photo, photogenic, photography, pic, picture, still

• Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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  2 months ago

  filter, good, honesty, house, humor, i, look good, me, photo, photos, side, ugly, ugly side, want, yes

• You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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  2 months ago

  comment, communication, dating, etiquette, free, humor, joke, just, legal, media, nice, people, photo, relationship, social, social media, three

• My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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  2 months ago

  fading, family, family photo, humor, irony, life, marty, Marty McFly, mcfly, nostalgia, photo, plans, time

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