Funny pot quotes

• If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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  1 day ago

  Arabia, drug, drug law, getting, humor, joke, law, pot, risk, saudi, Saudi Arabia, smoke, stoned, wordplay

• I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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  4 weeks ago

  boss, caught, i, kid, kids, later, me, minutes, office, outside, pot, prank, smoking, smoking pot, workplace

• Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, crop, crop top, heat, honey, honey pot, humor, idea, pooh, pot, right, summer, top, winnie, Winnie the Pooh, world

• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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  1 month ago

  agony, around, chore, cleaning, dish, dishes, doing, domestic, finished, frustration, horror, household, humor, kitchen, only, pot, relatable, surprise, thinking, turn

• “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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  1 month ago

  away, crime, donations, holiday, humor, i, most, pot, running, Santa, theft, wonderful, year

• That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, cup, drink, drinking, humor, last, life, morning, morning routine, pot, routine, straight, tomorrow

• I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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  1 month ago

  buy, cooking, cookware, handles, hot, hotter, humor, i, irony, kitchen, kitchen humor, pot

• I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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  1 month ago

  cartoon, cooking, creativity, dinner, food, going, honesty, humor, just, me, pot, real, things, throwing, witch

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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  4 months ago

  chimney, cooking, deep, exist, free, freedom, hideaway, house, imagination, imagine, inside, knows, living, mushroom, mushroom house, nature, peaceful, pot, solitude, soup, tiny, tiny house, woods

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