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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Reported on YouTube:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Just landed via Instagram:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Just landed via Discord:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Reported on Snapchat:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Just landed via X:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Spotted on Discord:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Funny pot quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌿😂 whether you’re a seasoned chef or just love a good chuckle in the kitchen! From witty one-liners about cooking mishaps to clever puns on your favorite herb, these quotes add flavor to any day 🍳✨ Get ready to stir up some fun and sprinkle your feed with humor that’s as fresh as your favorite pot! #KitchenLaughs #PotHumor

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3 days ago
Share →: Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Commentary:
Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
2 weeks ago
Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Commentary:
Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
6 months ago
Share →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList
6 months ago
Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Commentary:
So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
6 months ago
Share →: I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! 🔥🧘‍♂️ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🤣🍳 #HotHandleClub
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Just shared via X:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Reported on Slack:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Trending via WeChat:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Seen just now on Reddit:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Reported on WeChat:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Going viral on Messenger:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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