Funny pot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

  Commentary:
  So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! 🔥🧘‍♂️ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🤣🍳 #HotHandleClub

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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