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Funny pot quotes

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

3 months ago

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

3 months ago

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

3 months ago

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

3 months ago