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4 months ago
Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Commentary:
"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"
4 months ago
Share →: Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
4 months ago
Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"
4 months ago
Share →: When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Commentary:
"When life hands you lemons, make sure they don't see it coming! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets lemon juice in their eye."
4 months ago
Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Commentary:
"April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"
4 months ago
Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Commentary:
"Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"
4 months ago
Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Commentary:
"Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"
5 months ago
Share →: A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Commentary:
"Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged