29 Funny privacy quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

  Commentary:
  "When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

  Commentary:
  "Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! 😅🔍📝"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

  Commentary:
  "Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"

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