59 Funny privacy quotes

• Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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  24 minutes ago

  home, house, humor, i, privacy, stare, unannounced, unannounced visitor, visitor, warning, window

• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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  3 hours ago

  Amazon, camera, camera tape, collection, data, data collection, Facebook, file, Google, information, life, over, personal, personal information, privacy, surveillance, tape, technology, while, whole

• I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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  7 hours ago

  butt, humor, i, know, naked, never, people, privacy, secret, texting

• Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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  11 hours ago

  better, computer, humor, lived, nostalgia, old, old times, only, own, privacy, room, sometimes, specific, technology, things, times

• Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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  12 hours ago

  attitude, business, communication, humor, i, none, oh, privacy, sarcasm, secret, tell

• I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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  23 hours ago

  accept, confusion, cookie, enough, even, humor, i, internet, know, means, privacy, reject, started, technology

• After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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  2 weeks ago

  40, after, age, away, came, experience, far, i, life, man, masses, men, privacy, private, quiet, quiet life, reflection, slip, solitude, understand, understanding, why

• Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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  2 weeks ago

  blessing, girlfriend, having, humor, media, post, privacy, relationship, social, social media, underrated

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  1 month ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  1 month ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

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