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51 Funny privacy quotes

Funny privacy quotes πŸ€”πŸ”’ are the perfect remedy for the overwhelming digital world we live in! They cleverly capture the quirks and oddities 🎭 of our online habits, offering a lighthearted perspective on those moments when autocorrect goes rogue πŸ“± or when your phone seems to know you better than you know yourself. Get ready to chuckle and share a wink πŸ˜‰ at the irony and humor that comes with living in the age of information!

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When someone has β€œDo Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Introverts have fun, too β€” we just don’t care if you know.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, β€œOh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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