57 Funny privacy quotes

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  3 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  3 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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  1 month ago

  bartender, business, humor, interaction, me, mind, privacy, rest, social, social interaction, trauma

• Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, business, combo, communication, crazy, dilemma, emotion, frustration, humor, know, privacy, rant, secret, wanting

• What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, even, knock, privacy, protocol, say, situation, someone, stall

• When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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  2 months ago

  disturb, do not disturb, enter, even, great, hour, humor, i, interruption, me, mind, mind palace, oh, okay, palace, pardon, philosopher, precious, privacy, realize, sarcasm, seclusion, solitude, someone

• Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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  2 months ago

  camera, definitely, force, having, humor, keep, life, low quality, low-quality camera, photography, privacy, private, technology

• Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, care, fun, humor, introvert, just, know, privacy, social, social behavior, too

• Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, awkward, behavior, found, humor, imagine, pet, phone, picture, pictures, privacy, sleeping

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, driving, hate, humor, i, interaction, moment, need, outside, parallel, parallel park, park, parking, people, privacy, social, social interaction, trying

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