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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Making waves on TikTok:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Making waves on TikTok:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Going viral on Discord:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Work for a living? In this economy?

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Going viral on X:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Live now on Reddit:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Going viral on Telegram:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Just landed via Instagram:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Live now on YouTube:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Going viral on Threads:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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