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  View →: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.
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  View →: Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?
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  View →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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  View →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
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  View →: When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
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  View →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.
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  View →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.
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  View →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
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  View →: You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
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  View →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.
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  View →: I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.
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  View →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
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  View →: The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.
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  View →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
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  View →: It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.
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  View →: The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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