17 Funny regular quotes

• By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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  4 hours ago

  am, day, humor, i, just, loser, night, nighttime, regular, same, self-deprecation

• When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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  12 hours ago

  calm, calm down, care, dental, dental care, electric, electric toothbrush, freak, humor, just, regular, remember, toothbrush, training

• I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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  24 hours ago

  age, enough, humor, internet, nostalgia, old, regular, remember, usability, website, websites

• Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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  1 day ago

  humor, laundry, machine, minute, minutes, regular, same, time, washing, washing machine

• You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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  1 day ago

  comparison, doing, frustration, funny observation, hands, hell, humor, observation, ones, pair, real, regular, scissor, scissors, serious, tool, wonder

• In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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  3 weeks ago

  2007, clothing, fashion, liked, long-sleeve, long-sleeve T-shirt, meant, music, regular, style, t-shirt, trend, under

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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  2 months ago

  digital, doomscrolling, even, humor, internet, irony, just, negativity, regular, satire, scrolling

• Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, clumsy, cute, dog, dogs, door, full, humor, meme, pet, pug, ran, regular, speed

• Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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  2 months ago

  animals, comedy, cop, dog, dogs, humor, jokes, oh, perspective, police, police dog, regular, think

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

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