16 Funny regular quotes

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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  digital, doomscrolling, even, humor, internet, irony, just, negativity, regular, satire, scrolling

• Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, clumsy, cute, dog, dogs, door, full, humor, meme, pet, pug, ran, regular, speed

• Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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  2 months ago

  animals, comedy, cop, dog, dogs, humor, jokes, oh, perspective, police, police dog, regular, think

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

• My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, filled, Googling, history, humor, just, language, me, regular, regular word, right, search, search history, sure, using, using right, word, words

• Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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  2 months ago

  appearance, beauty, effort, humor, know, looking, much, regular, self-deprecation, vanity

• We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boat, boo, cheer, clap, crew, fish, fun, fun activity, humor, ocean, regular, us, whale, wildlife

• Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, boy, hell, i, joke, period, regular, relationship, see you, still

• The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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  2 months ago

  bed, beds, debunked, furniture, humor, joke, regular, stacked, stacked bed, theory

• Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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  2 months ago

  cleaning, deadlines, exaggeration, humor, pressure, pressure washing, regular, regular washing, stress, tight, washing, work, work stress, yelling

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