15 Funny regular quotes — Wordgag ツ

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

1 week ago1 week ago

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

3 months ago3 months ago

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

3 months ago3 months ago

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

4 months ago4 months ago

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Jan 26, 2025

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Jan 26, 2025

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Jan 25, 2025

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Jan 24, 2025

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Jan 21, 2025

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Jan 20, 2025