12 Funny regular quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

  Commentary:
  Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

  Commentary:
  Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the bed myth busters have finally cracked the code on this one! 🛏️➡️🛏️ Who knew that a simple rearrangement could lead to such a groundbreaking discovery? Time to rethink the possibilities of stacked beds! 🤔💡

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

  Commentary:
  "Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"

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