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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

This sex could have been an email.

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Just landed via Slack:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

Trending via Reddit:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Spotted on Facebook:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Just landed via Discord:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Going viral on Telegram:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Just landed via Reddit:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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93 shares on Messenger this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

20 shares on Discord this month:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Spotted on Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Shared recently on Slack:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Spotted on Threads:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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