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Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Just shared via Messenger:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Just landed via Instagram:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Just landed via YouTube:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Going viral on Messenger:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

13 Funny relatability quotes

Funny relatability quotes are the perfect way to 😂 brighten your day and remind you that we’re all just figuring life out together! Whether it’s those awkward moments 🙈 or daily struggles ☕️, these gems turn everyday chaos into shared laughs. Get ready to nod, chuckle, and maybe even snort a little because nothing beats the joy of knowing you’re not alone! 🎉✨

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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1 month ago

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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2 months ago

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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2 months ago

always, feel, feeling, five, humor, lasts, minutes, relatability, time, weekend, why
My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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2 months ago

awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech
“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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2 months ago

asked, ChatGPT, conversation, humor, i, mom, okay, question, relatability, technology, well
Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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2 months ago

daily, daily life, days, feel, frustration, humor, idiots, just, life, perspective, realize, relatability, sarcasm, self-awareness, surrounded
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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2 months ago

achievement, age, aging, am, balance, climbing, comedy, confidence, daily, daily life, feeling, good, got, here, humor, humor about aging, i, leg, life, life perspective, losing, myself, people, perspective, relatability, self-deprecation, skydiving, through, underwear
If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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2 months ago

actually, behavior, being, complain, complaint, fitness, humor, i, irony, just, out of shape, people, relatability, self-awareness, shape, tips, try, want, workout, wrong
I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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2 months ago

anxiety, challenges, comedy, daily, daily struggle, else, going, humor, i, just, life, life challenges, next, overwhelm, relatability, something, stress, struggle, through
These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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2 months ago

break, funny observation, humor, lunch, lunch break, observation, relatability, time, weekend

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89 shares on Pinterest this month:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

24 shares on X this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Just shared via Messenger:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Going viral on Threads:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Trending via Instagram:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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