Funny relatability quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

  Commentary:
  "Me, as a therapist: 'OMG, me too!' 🤦‍♂️ Well, at least we're all in this together! 😂 #therapistproblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung"

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