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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.
Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

New funny remind quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
1 month ago
Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Commentary:
"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"
2 months ago
Share →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Commentary:
Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe
2 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
5 months ago
Share →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Commentary:
"Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it's a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? 🙈🤰 #SilverLinings"
5 months ago
Share →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! ⌚️🍰 #NostalgiaVsReality
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Commentary:
"Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Commentary:
"Relationship advice level: Expert! 🧠💔 Next time someone tries to pick a fight with you, just hit 'em with the 'ex' card and make a swift exit. Smooth moves, smooth operator! 😄"