17 Funny remind quotes — Wordgag ツ

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

2 months ago2 months ago

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

4 months ago4 months ago

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

4 months ago4 months ago

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

4 months ago4 months ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

5 months ago5 months ago

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Jan 24, 2025

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Jan 24, 2025

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Jan 23, 2025

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Jan 21, 2025