1210 Funny sarcasm quotes

• Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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  2 months ago

  another, avocado, ball, different, disappointment, frustration, gift, humor, kill, makers, put, sarcasm, surprise, toy, wooden, wooden ball

• Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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  authenticity, comedy, genuine, genuineness, honesty, humor, i, irony, just, need, people, pretending, problem, sarcasm, sometimes

• My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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  2 months ago

  body, body image, dumb, fat, humor, image, intelligence, IQ, sarcasm, self-deprecating, used, weight

• Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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  before, daily, daily routine, day, draw, etiquette, every, everyone, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, interaction, joke, little, me, routine, sarcasm, say, social, social etiquette, social interaction, tick, work, workplace, workplace humor

• People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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  conflict, dream, dynamics, face, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, punch, reason, sarcasm, say, social, social dynamics, teamwork, want, work, workplace

• My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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  2 months ago

  asked, day, eat, family, food, holiday, home, humor, i, joke, me, meal, mom, mother, relationship, sarcasm, taking, told, where

• Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, humor, joke, love, opportunity, pushing, relationships, sarcasm, stairs, teasing

• If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, am, anxiety, being, dark, dark humor, day, death, doom, existential, existential humor, health, humor, humor about death, i, last, live, means, mental, mental health, procrastination, sarcasm, self-deprecating, sense

• I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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  2 months ago

  accept, act, clarity, communication, dumb, humor, humor quote, i, irony, me, sarcasm, say, stubborn, stubborn act, stubbornness, wit

• “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, around, awkwardness, comfortable, communication, humor, quiet, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, thanks

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