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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Spotted on Instagram:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Seen just now on Discord:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Making waves on TikTok:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Shared recently on X:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Spotted on YouTube:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Just shared via Instagram:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Breaking via Twitch:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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48 shares on WeChat this month:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

42 shares on Threads this month:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

54 shares on Threads this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

38 shares on X this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Trending via X:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Freshly posted on X:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Trending via X:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Making waves on Twitch:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Shared recently on Telegram:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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