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28 Funny season quotes

Funny season quotes πŸ‚β„οΈπŸŒΈβ˜€οΈ bring a burst of laughter to every time of year! Whether you’re slipping on icy sidewalks, battling spring allergies, or basking in summer sun, these witty lines capture the hilarious side of changing seasons. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as we celebrate the quirks and joys of each season with a playful twist! Let the seasonal fun begin! πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œBut it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

β€œWinter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

β€˜Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Posted onJan 26, 20252 months ago

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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