21 Funny season quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree!

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  6 days ago

  Share →: “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

  Commentary:
  "Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! ' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! ' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! '"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! #DramaQueenExit"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! #SpringRollsForTheWin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

  Commentary:
  'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took the 'giving up' part of Christmas a little too literally! Santa will need an extra big sack of motivation for this one! #HolidayHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Santa traded in his sleigh for a money-printing machine! Remember, dear wallet, 'tis the season to be jolly… and broke! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bad habits got renewed for another season.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your bad habits are a hit with the audience! Who needs a cancellation when you've got that kind of staying power? Keep those habits fresh for the next season!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed, let's convince our bosses that our productivity is directly tied to the sun's work schedule Less sunlight, less work, right? Who's with me? #WinterWorkHours"

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