28 Funny seeing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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  Commentary:
  "When your neighbor turns grass-cutting into the ultimate Instagram challenge! 🏆🚜🌿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

  Commentary:
  "Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Pinterest algorithm, you generous soul! 🍊🧡 Like a dad on a mission to make you into a human orange, one pin at a time! 🤣👨‍👧 Who needs variety when you can have a fridge full of oranges, am I right? 🍊🤷‍♂️ Keep those virtual citrus wonders coming, dear algorithm! 🧡👏 #OrangeOverload #PinterestDadGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

  Commentary:
  👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a magic potion when just a few sips can make me clone myself? 🍸👯‍♂️ Better stick to plain old water, unless you're ready for a double dose of me! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

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