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5 months ago
Share →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Commentary:
"Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Commentary:
"Who needs intuition when you can have a full stomach of snacks instead? 🍟 Trusting your gut might lead to some tasty decisions, but let's keep it focused on the snacks, not life choices! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"
6 months ago
Share →: Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'I have so much to do… and by so much, I mean binge-watching documentaries on how not to get away with murder 🍿🔪 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"
6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Commentary:
"Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"
6 months ago
Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"
6 months ago
Share →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When you realize that your life motto is 'snack first, awkward encounter later' 🍕😅 Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!" 🥨🤪