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3 months ago
Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"
3 months ago
Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Commentary:
"Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Commentary:
"Maybe take up bird watching – the only expense there is binoculars, and even those you can probably find a good deal on with a quick search online. Plus, birds won't judge you for having a budget!"
4 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living beyond our means – because who needs financial stability when you can have fun gadgets and fancy dinners, right? 💸🍾 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the credit card bill arrives! 😅💳 #LivingTheHighLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Commentary:
"Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent 'Goodbye'! 💸🚪 Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. 💔😆"
5 months ago
Share →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa traded in his sleigh for a money-printing machine! 💸🎅 Remember, dear wallet, 'tis the season to be jolly… and broke! 🎄💸"
5 months ago
Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"