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77 Funny spending quotes

Funny spending quotes ๐Ÿ’ธ bring a smile to the face of every shopaholic and penny-pincher alike! They capture the hilariously relatable moments of retail therapy and budget blunders ๐Ÿ˜‚. Whether you’re splurging on shoes or saving for a rainy day, these witty gems remind us that money matters don’t always have to be so serious ๐Ÿค‘. Dive into a world where humor meets expense reports, and let’s laugh at our spending habits together!

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I miss you (the money I spent).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Posted on6 months ago

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Posted on6 months ago

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so Iโ€™ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Posted on6 months ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Posted on6 months ago

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if Iโ€™m bad with money or if they are.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

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