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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

3 months ago

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

3 months ago

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

3 months ago

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

3 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

3 months ago

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

3 months ago

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

3 months ago

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

3 months ago

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

3 months ago

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

3 months ago

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

3 months ago

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

3 months ago

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

3 months ago

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

3 months ago