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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025