201 Funny start quotes

• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  5 days ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

• I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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  5 days ago

  abyss, adventure, around, evening, exploring, humor, i, routine, start, time

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  5 days ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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  decision, life, living, meaninglessness, opposite, own, rescue, someone, start, suicide, where

• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  20s, 30s, actually, childhood, growth, hobby, important, interest, interests, kid, niche, niche interest, personal, personal growth, rediscovery, self, self-discovery, something, start, thirty, twenty, younger, younger self

• Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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  5 days ago

  commentary, conversation, good, humor, library, need, people, place, places, quiet, quiet place, silence, social, social commentary, start, talk, where

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  6 days ago

  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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  6 days ago

  book, horny, humor, i, lifestyle, reading, self-awareness, should, something, start, toxic

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  6 days ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  6 days ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

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