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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

4 days ago

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

1 week ago

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

2 weeks ago

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

2 weeks ago

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

3 weeks ago

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

1 month ago

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

1 month ago

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

1 month ago

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

2 months ago

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

3 months ago

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

3 months ago

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

3 months ago

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

3 months ago

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

3 months ago

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

3 months ago