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"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
118 Funny start quotes
Funny start quotes capture those awkward, hilarious moments when we begin something new! 😅🚀 Whether it’s starting a project and instantly regretting it, or the classic struggle of getting off the couch to start your workout (only to be distracted by snacks), these quotes remind us that every new beginning comes with a dose of comedy. Here’s to those not-so-glamorous “starts”! 😂📅🎉
Trending Funny Start Quotes 🔥
- You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.
- Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?
- Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”
- Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
- If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.
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"When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱"
Top Funny Start Quotes 🔥
- Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.
- Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?
- No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
- I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.
- A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.
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