99 Funny stay quotes

• They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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  1 week ago

  checkbox, experience, humor, invent, login, meaningless, should, signed, stay, stay signed in, technology, user, user experience

• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, bathroom break, break, breaks, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, important, office, productivity, stay, take, water, work

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  1 week ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  1 week ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  1 week ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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  1 week ago

  20s, adult, being, crazy, dating, humor, incompatibility, life, love, love life, reflection, relationship, someone, stay, twenty, why, young, young adult

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, dumb, humble, humor, intelligence, interaction, people, personality, play, play dumb, psychology, reveal, self-awareness, smarter, social, social interaction, stay, think, truly

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  1 week ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, humor, hydrated, hydration, just, kill, laugh, let, little, motivation, much, people, positivity, reminder, self-care, stay, vibe

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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  1 week ago

  air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why

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