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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Live now on Discord:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Going viral on WeChat:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Just landed via Facebook:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Making waves on Instagram:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Just shared via Reddit:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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66 Funny stay quotes

Funny stay quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for when you need a good laugh during your staycation or a lazy day at home. Whether you’re stuck indoors 🌧️ or just enjoying some downtime 🛋️, these hilarious one-liners offer a comedic twist to your day, making it impossible not to crack a smile. Embrace the humor and let these witty gems brighten your mood and keep those giggles coming 🤣!

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14 hours ago
Share →: Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚
5 days ago
Share →: Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Commentary:
Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦
6 days ago
Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Commentary:
Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
6 days ago
Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Commentary:
When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
6 days ago
Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Commentary:
Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
1 week ago
Share →: They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
1 week ago
Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Commentary:
"Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Commentary:
"Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Making waves on WeChat:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Just landed via YouTube:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Going viral on Telegram:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Just shared via YouTube:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Shared recently on YouTube:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Just shared via Slack:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Spotted on Facebook:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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