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Funny stay quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect pick-me-up for when you need a good laugh during your staycation or a lazy day at home. Whether you’re stuck indoors 🌧️ or just enjoying some downtime πŸ›‹οΈ, these hilarious one-liners offer a comedic twist to your day, making it impossible not to crack a smile. Embrace the humor and let these witty gems brighten your mood and keep those giggles coming 🀣!

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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