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45 Funny stay quotes

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025
I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
People aren't so bad if you stay indoors and don't talk to them.

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025