99 Funny stay quotes

• Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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  54 minutes ago

  diet, eat, eating, food, humor, i, just, people, put, reading, recipe, slim, stay, want, weight

• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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  6 hours ago

  adventure, body, dead, dead body, everest, fine, home, humor, laziness, lazy, me, mountain, mt., Mt. Everest, perfectly, procrastination, remind, safety, stay, staying, staying home

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  11 hours ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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  12 hours ago

  budget, frugality, home, humor, just, money, save, saving, saving money, stay, stay-at-home

• You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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  13 hours ago

  bad, bad decision, day, decision, deprivation, exhaustion, hard, horrible, humor, late, late night, next, next day, night, procrastination, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, stay up late, tiredness

• No plans and no pants kind of day.

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  15 hours ago

  casual, comfort, day, home, kind, lazy, lazy day, no pant, no plan, pant, pants, plan, plans, relaxation, stay, stay home

• I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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  16 hours ago

  animal, away, beef, bring, cat, cat food, cow, ego, food, house, humor, i, kind, need, pet, point, stay

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  17 hours ago

  acceptance, age, argument, arguments, even, fun, humor, i, life, math, patience, right, say, stage, stay, where

• My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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  17 hours ago

  delicious, delicious food, food, food lover, future, future husband, humor, hunger, hungry, husband, i, know, lover, lucky, never, relationship, restaurant, restaurants, stay

• Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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  18 hours ago

  2, 6, alone, am, being, broke, day, debt, everything, faith, humor, man, men, optimism, sleep, stay, stereotype, still, wake, wake up, work

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