125 Funny stop quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

  Commentary:
  "Dear food, you're like that friend who is so much fun to be around but always gets you into trouble. Can we have a little less temptation and a little more self-control, please?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

  Commentary:
  🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁‍♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs anger management when you can just outsource the blame, right? It's all about efficiency – why work on yourself when you can just work on annoying others less?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁‍♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅‍♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

  Commentary:
  Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish

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