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105 Funny stop quotes

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Stop being so boyfriendable if you can't be my boyfriend.

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025