Funny theater quotes

• I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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  3 days ago

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• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  4 weeks ago

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• We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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  2 months ago

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• My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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  2 months ago

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• They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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  2 months ago

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• 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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  4 months ago

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