Funny theater quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his warnings went down… just like the Titanic! 🚢❄️ Grandpa's iceberg expertise deserved a standing ovation, not an unexpected "exit stage left" moment. Maybe next time they'll listen before the credits roll! 🎭👴🏼 #IcebergAhead

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

  Commentary:
  Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! 🎥🍿😂 Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema! 🔥💏🎬

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