27 Funny true quotes

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people… together.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025