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Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Seen just now on Slack:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Going viral on WeChat:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Seen just now on Threads:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Just landed via Messenger:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

1 week ago

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

1 week ago

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

1 week ago

burn, decide, decision, decision making, dinner, food, humor, i, making, meal, meal planning, order, pizza, planning, procrastination, trying
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

1 week ago

autocorrect, frustration, hate, humor, i, language, phone, spell, spelling, texting, trying, typo, word
Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

1 week ago

bed, breakfast, current, humor, laziness, lying, manifest, morning, relaxing, situation, trying
If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

1 week ago

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

1 week ago

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

1 week ago

age, aging, aging humor, being, body, body noise, coming, figure, health, humor, life, noise, old, old age, senior, senior life, trying, why
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

1 week ago

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

1 week ago

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39 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

33 shares on X this month:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Just landed via Threads:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Just landed via Slack:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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