Funny quotes wants

17 Funny wants quotes

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

2 days ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

2 months ago

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

2 months ago

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

2 months ago

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

3 months ago

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

3 months ago

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

3 months ago

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

3 months ago

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

3 months ago

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

3 months ago

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

3 months ago

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

3 months ago

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

3 months ago

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

3 months ago

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

3 months ago

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

3 months ago