51 Funny wants quotes

• If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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  22 hours ago

  0.002K, anyone, awareness, exercise, fundraiser, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, raise, running, sponsor, wants, weekend

• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  2 weeks ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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  4 weeks ago

  break, conversation, dating, five, guy, guys, heart, heartbreak, humor, i, love, me, relationship, seriously, seriousness, take, talk, wants

• The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, bitch, curiosity, determination, humor, investigation, nosiness, nosy, research, research skill, skill, wants

• Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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  1 month ago

  baby, corner, discipline, humor, maybe, parenting, put, wants

• Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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  1 month ago

  acting, avoiding, avoiding talk, busy, conversation, coworker, i, life, personal, personal life, something, talk, tell, today, wants, workplace

• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants

• What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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  1 month ago

  funny question, humor, kind, life, life of the party, party, psychopath, question, wants

• There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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  1 month ago

  answer, argue, argument, conversation, grok, hopes, humor, little, man, manipulation, nothing, pathetic, sad, sad man, wants, watching

• “You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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  1 month ago

  always, gender, gender stereotype, God, humor, sarcasm, sleeping, stereotype, unconscious, wants, woman

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