58 funny wants quotes - Wordgag ツ

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

Mar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Feb 3, 2026

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Feb 3, 2026

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Feb 3, 2026

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Feb 3, 2026

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Feb 3, 2026

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Feb 3, 2026

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Feb 3, 2026

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Feb 3, 2026

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Feb 2, 2026

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Feb 2, 2026

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Feb 2, 2026

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Feb 2, 2026

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Feb 2, 2026

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Feb 2, 2026

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Feb 2, 2026

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Feb 2, 2026

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Feb 1, 2026

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Feb 1, 2026

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Feb 1, 2026

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Feb 1, 2026

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Feb 1, 2026

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Feb 1, 2026

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Feb 1, 2026

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Jan 31, 2026

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Jan 31, 2026

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Jan 31, 2026

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Jan 31, 2026

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Jan 31, 2026

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Jan 31, 2026

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Jan 30, 2026

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Jan 30, 2026

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Jan 29, 2026

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Jan 29, 2026

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Jan 29, 2026

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Jan 29, 2026

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Jan 29, 2026

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Jan 29, 2026

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Jan 28, 2026

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Jan 28, 2026