Funny weed quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

  Commentary:
  "When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

  Commentary:
  "When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

  Commentary:
  Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

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