Funny weed quotes

• Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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  1 day ago

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• Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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  2 months ago

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• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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  2 months ago

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• I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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  2 months ago

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• Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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  2 months ago

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• Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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  2 months ago

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• I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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  2 months ago

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• Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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  3 months ago

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