250 Funny why quotes

• Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

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  7 days ago

  beauty, humor, individuality, personality, pretty, self-expression, weird, weirdness, why

• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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  7 days ago

  anything, care, daily, daily struggle, day, dialogue, every, frustration, humor, i, idiot, inner, inner dialogue, me, own, self-awareness, self-care, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, single, struggle, take, why

• Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

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  7 days ago

  disobedience, faith, God, hell, humor, irony, people, question, religion, same, Satan, torture, why

• Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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  7 days ago

  beverage, drinking, humor, i, joke, money, mouth, pun, put, sarcasm, where, why, wine

• Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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  7 days ago

  Funny, humor, life, media, post, posts, should, social, social media, why

• Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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  1 week ago

  biblical, disaster, Earth, Flood, God, humor, i, joke, time, why

• After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

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  1 week ago

  40, after, age, away, came, experience, far, i, life, man, masses, men, privacy, private, quiet, quiet life, reflection, slip, solitude, understand, understanding, why

• I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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  1 week ago

  back, bank, borrow, borrowing, came, debt, finance, humor, i, loan, mad, money, pay, repayment, sarcasm, understand, why

• Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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  1 week ago

  baby, bro, cry, humor, just, parenting, sleep, stopping, tired, why

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  1 week ago

  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

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