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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Making waves on Reddit:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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My favorite color is money.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Spotted on TikTok:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Just landed via Threads:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Live now on Snapchat:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Trending via Telegram:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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