237 Funny why quotes

• Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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  2 weeks ago

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• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

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• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  3 weeks ago

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• I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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  3 weeks ago

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• My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  3 weeks ago

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