56 Funny word quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! 💁‍♂️ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? 🛋️📺 Embrace your inner selective participant! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a wild fact! 🦁👰 Leave it to wordplay to give us a whole new perspective on marriage. Who knew that being a wife involves a bit of wild side as well? 🤣💍 #WildWifeWisdom

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

  Commentary:
  "Lazy? Oh, no no no! 🙅‍♀️I am a master of selective participation, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️ Why do something now when you can do it later, right? 😉 #ProcrastinationPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the awkward moment when your playlist turns into a curse word bingo game with the family 😅🎵 Who knew that catchy tune had such a colorful vocabulary! Remember, always pre-screen those tracks before hitting play at family gatherings!

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