13 Funny ahead quotes

• Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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  4 weeks ago

  ahead, ahead of time, generation, generations, having, humor, i, less, people, person, previous, sex, show, study, time, young, young person

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  4 weeks ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, change, dollar, Dollar Tree, humor, joke, just, name, need, price, prices, shopping, store, tree, unexpected, unexpected price

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, attitude, big, cheeky, day, got, humor, middle, morning, motivation, sarcasm, sarcasm humor, sleep, tomorrow, well

• Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, beans, brewing, cafe, caffeine, calling, coffee, daystarter, humor, joke, morning, routine

• Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, bar, bar culture, bartender, culture, drinks, humor, put, receipt, service, wet

• Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, bears, evolution, fat, humans, months, say, scientists, sleep, summer

• Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, everyone, handle, health, humor, insomnia, mental, mental health, night, overthinking, procrastination, self-awareness, sleep, stay

• Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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  3 months ago

  ahead, doing, grammar, humor, joke, know, mistake, punctuation, semi-colon, semicolon, writing, wrong

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