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14 Funny alive quotes

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025
All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025