37 Funny alive quotes

Funny alive quotes bring laughter and light to everyday moments 🌟😂 They remind us to embrace life with a smile 😄, finding joy even in the little things 🎉✨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever twist on staying vibrant, these witty sayings will keep you grinning from ear to ear 😜💬 Get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate being alive like never before! 🎈💥

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but n…

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Sounds like my Monday mornings finally have a name! 🤔🥱☕️

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire coun…

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Fast trains would be cool, but apparently, AI thinks we need more "thirsty" entertainment! 🚄🤖💧😂

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to b…

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Wearing less, stressing more, all just to prove I'm not a landlocked fish! 🐠🏊‍♂️😅

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you sh…

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Sounds like my new plan is to compliment everyone… starting with my mirror! 😄🪞✨

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Trading soles for skies! ✈️👟 #WanderlustLife

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.&#…

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Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦‍♂️

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verific…

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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and…

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Who's ready for yet another grand opening of the Life's Reboot store? 🎉🔄😅

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did wh…

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Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸‍♂️😅🧁

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re ali…

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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨