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- I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.
- Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.
- Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.
- A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.
- Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.
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- I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.
- Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.
- Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.
- A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.
- Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.
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