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Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! π€ΈββοΈπ
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37 Funny alive quotes
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
I woke up alive again.
What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)
Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.
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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.
I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.
As long as you donβt ever give them your real name, they canβt accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.
Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.
