Funny answering quotes

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Shouldn't it have been called the 'not answering machine'?

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025