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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

3 months ago

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

3 months ago

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

3 months ago