11 Funny battle quotes

• They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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  1 month ago

  battle, exercise, fitness, getting, getting in shape, gym, half, hard, humor, i, mental, mental battle, motivation, procrastination, say, shape, thought, today, workout

• Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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  2 months ago

  agree, another, battle, competition, disagreement, everything, guy, humor, just, loss, lost, rap, rap battle, said

• In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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  2 months ago

  90s, alive, battle, competition, humor, music, nostalgia, rap, still, survival, tell

• In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, alive, army, battle, death, Eager, easy, Europe, heads, history, humor, life, medieval, pretty, wanted

• Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, battle, battles, communication, everyone, except, fighting, humor, just, know, neighbor, shut, silence, struggles, talking

• Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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  2 months ago

  battle, challenges, club, conflict, fight, fight club, fighting, humor, know, life, life challenges, rule, rules, secrecy, struggles

• Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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  2 months ago

  advice, battle, empathy, everyone, fighting, humor, interaction, know, meet, nothing, sarcasm, saying, social, social interaction, tired, understanding, worse

• I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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  2 months ago

  battle, debate, humor, i, opinion, performance, person, politics, presidential, rap, should

• Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awareness, battle, conversation, drinking, empathy, every, fighting, health, humor, know, meet, nothing, person, support, water, worse

• The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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  3 months ago

  battle, battles, better, choreography, conflict, conflict resolution, dance, dance battle, gang, humor, nostalgia, resolution, settled, street, street gang, things, world

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