44 Funny boredom quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Work is the worst video game ever.

  Commentary:
  "Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

  Commentary:
  "New exhibit idea: ‘The Art of Wasting Time’ 🎨🕰️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like you've uncovered a new form of imprisonment—called "Pun-ishment" 😂🔒. Just remember, even in the confinement of dull company, your sense of humor remains your escape plan! 😂🎉🚪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney

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